COHEN, sasha daemon.

[sasha daemon cohen.]

note by kyle D< sasha is in regular, alecks is in italics







hey! i'm kylie and i dwell in michiganland. isn't that just dandy?! i am fourteen D< years old and loving
it! the characters i play on this amazing roleplay site are jace abel mckee :3
don't forget it! oh btw, i've been roleplaying for like almost three years! yeah, you better believe it.
my final last words would be SCENE BOYS MAKE ME ORGASM D<

NAME: my name’s sasha :3 sasha daemon cohen. yeah, i know that sasha’s a girl’s name, but a lot of people from where i’m from have that name, and they’re guys. i’m from russia, though i moved to the states when i was three. cohen’s my dad’s last name – he’s actually american, but my mom’s russian, so that’s where the heritage comes from. just call me sasha please – just sasha. nothing else. not alecks.

psh. brat. whatever. my name is alecks. no, no last name or middle name. just alecks. i’m sasha’s other side. he knows i exist, and he absolutely hates me. unfortunately, he wouldn’t let me out the first time he told you all of this, so i’m making up for that lost time, rather than fucking somebody like i really do want to do. i’m part of him – i’m his exact opposite personality. and in case you’re wondering who it was that fucked your girlfriend last week, that would be me.
AGE: i’m seventeen. yeah, seventeen. not eighteen. not legal for anything other than sex…of course, considering i’m in here, it’s not like that matters, considering everything is legal here. –shudders-

-laughs- oh, what a weakling. he should be glad i’m around to make sure he doesn’t get us killed. yea, we’re seventeen, and no, i don’t care. i’ve been making his life difficult since he was ten, but he’s been here for seventeen years…shame i wasn’t the one who got born, though.
GENDER: i’m a guy, thanks

but i don’t care if you’re in me or on my dick.
SEXUALITY: i’m bisexual >_< with a preference for guys. i don’t really date girls that often, because i’m not that attracted to them. if i connect with a girl, i’ll date her, but most of the time, i’m with guys based on attraction and connection.

haha. liar. he’s never been with a girl in his life. i have, though – i’ll fuck anything with a hole, to put it simply.
CRIME: …he did it. i didn’t do anything. it’s all his fault.

i raped a girl. and she went insane from it. and sasha, being the guilty ass he is, turned himself in, and now we’re here, and he’s so fucking sorry that he was honest and couldn’t control his damn conscience. –laughs- i’m glad we’re here though. plenty of people to fuck, plenty of drugs to use.
PLAYBY: people say i look like sebastian toyomata.

i’d like to get into his pants.
MEMBER GROUP: i’m a…framed >_< because i really don’t belong here. it’s his fault, not mine!

whiny brat. i’d rather be a fucker, but obviously, i’m not in control.



LOVE: being happy, fresh air, coffee, boxers, nice people, flowers, animals, warmth, comfy beds, chocolate. sex, drugs, alcohol, parties, being an ass, being a slut, getting what i want, being naked, sex marathons, swearing, cigarettes, weed, ruining sasha’s life.
HATE: alecks, what alecks does, not being in control, this…place >_<, my dad, homophobes, mean people. sasha, not being in control, being nice, saying no, people who resist me, authority, nice people.
STRENGTHS: cheering people up, photography, and finding happiness even in misery >_< sex, persuading people to do what i want them to do, not giving a fuck what people think.
WEAKNESSES: my other personality, running, the fact i’m so nice >_< sasha -_- and the drugs, i suppose, considering they cloud up my mind and make me revert to sasha most times. and just the general fact that i’m an ass. kind of pisses people off.
SECRETS: i have multiple personalities disorder, i’ve raped somebody and put them in the asylum, my parents were the ones who called the cops on me. what he said.
FEARS: losing control, getting killed for something alecks has done, most of the people in this place. never getting control, dying, getting some stupid std or something.
PERSONALITY: nice, kind, loving, charming, childish, outgoing, has mpd, easily scared, worrisome, anxious, forgiving, emotionally unstable, good person, genuine, generous, smart, frightened, honest. slutty, asshole, whore, unkind, flirtatious, druggie, alcoholic, has mpd, harsh, cruel, liar, dominant, refuses to take no for an answer, brooding, powerful.

HOMETOWN: well, you see, i was born in st. petersburg, russia, but my family ended up moving to new york city when i was three, and that’s where we lived ever since then.

boring. i’ve been taking joyrides to jersey and boston when i’ve managed to be in control for longer than just a few hours.
PARENTS: i…don’t like them >_<

loser. dad’s name is alexander ryder cohen, he’s forty-eight, and he’s an asshole. and a wall street executive, who should go jump off of one of the skyscrapers. mom? haha. she’s horrible too. xandria michaela cohen, forty-five, fashion designing asshole.
SIBLINGS: um. my sister, holly louise cohen…she’s thirteen…

not like she’s important.
OTHER RELATIVES: i…don’t really talk to them.

or care about them.
HISTORY: it sucks enough already, what makes you think i’m going to write the history for it? XD

so, yeah, this template was made by MAC MALICIOUS ?! of Caution v2.0! don't steal or imma cut you! haha, yeah, i really won't, or will i? ;] ok but seriously, don't steal, it's me
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