ALAGUERA, misery anett

[misery anett alaguera.]

hey! i'm kyliekins and i dwell in your mom. isn't that just dandy?! i am a billion years old and loving
it! the characters i play on this amazing roleplay site are jaceyboy and sasha/alecks
don't forget it! oh btw, i've been roleplaying for like TWENTY EIGHT years! yeah, you better believe it.
my final last words would be juuuuuuuuuu

NAME: why, hello, darling! my name happens to be misery anett alaguera. yes, misery - my parents were quite fucked up. and it goes along with my lifestyle anyways. after all, i bring about misery. i’m like one of the ancient greek goddesses. or something crazy like that.
AGE: i am nineteen years young. just a few months away from turning twenty. ahh, how the years have gone by….
GENDER: –laughs- oh, female. for sure, i guarantee you. –sly grin-
SEXUALITY: i’m into anything that moves. male, female, transsexual, hermaphrodite! if it’s human and has a hole, i will fuck it and then slit their throat quite happily.
CRIME: hmm. well, it’s quite odd that you ask that. you see, i was a prostitute. by choice, might i add – i didn’t need the money. i lived for people paying to abuse me, fuck me, rape me…i loved the pain. i’m a masochist, you see. not suicidal – just a pain addict. i get other people to hurt me, and i hurt myself. i don’t do drugs – pain is the only addiction i need. but, that’s not the only reason why i’m in here. i hurt myself emotionally too. i…convince myself that i’m attached to these men. and then i kill them. or, sometimes, i simply just kill them after one fuck. that’s right – i’m a black widow, and i enjoy it more than you could possibly know.
PLAYBY: i happen to appear very much alike to the amazingly wonderful lady gaga. my goodness would i like to investigate the claims of whether she has man parts or not…
MEMBER GROUP: i’m a bullet. believe me, i’m not as nice as i seem. :3



LOVE: pain, being raped, being beaten, emotionally abusing myself, cutting, sex, knives, adrenaline, death, murdering people, guys, girls, parties, odd clothing, large sunglasses.
HATE: drugs, cigarette smoke, people fighting, cops, authority, education, desolation row, innocent people.
STRENGTHS: lying, sex, killing people, getting people to trust me.
WEAKNESSES: my addiction to pain, my own emotional abuse, showing my emotions.
SECRETS: i’m a black widow, i’m an addict to pain, i emotionally abuse myself.
FEARS: losing my sister, losing the ones i love, dying.
PERSONALITY: masochist, conniving, sneaky, cunning, emotional, liar, intelligent, “trustworthy,” appears to be weak, elegant, charming, strong, quick-witted, sarcastic, sharp-tongued.

HOMETOWN: i hail from los angeles. city of the stars, i’m sure.
PARENTS: –laughs- they’re both dead. mommy was helen elizabeth alaguera, she was forty-nine, and she was a model, but now she’s six feet under, along with daddy, who was daniel carter alaguera, and he was forty-six, and he was a writer. but, now they’re dead, so that’s too bad for them.
SIBLINGS: first middle alaguera. she’s here with me. :3
OTHER RELATIVES: not that you care, but i have a few cousins. they’re not important – after all, they’re under the impression i committed suicide, as the cops told them.
HISTORY: me=admin. admin+history=not happening.

so, yeah, this template was made by MAC MALICIOUS ?! of Caution v2.0! don't steal or imma cut you! haha, yeah, i really won't, or will i? ;] ok but seriously, don't steal, it's me
an and doesn't really help your integrity now does it? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -